had to kick some cunt in the face

had to kick some cunt in the face at the pub tonight, over ukraine, two extremely accurate gentle taps to the chin, very impressed with my control on a few guinesses

he was ramping with everyone about ukraine, watched him have three fights already, including with the bouncer, so i can do anything i like to him

i said "i'm with the russians" thats all, then here he comes, "your with the russians are you??!?!?" moving in, "YOU'RE WITH THE RUSSIANS?!?!?" swings for it i put him on the floor in a second and say "yes russia is right" with my foot on his head, let him up again, he's still coming for me, walk him backwards across the road away from pub n crowd, he's coming at me, put myself 4 inches up onto curve and let him walk into it

kick, gentle, perfect little brush on the chin

mate, he's still coming, second kick, direct on chin, slightly harder just knock his head back 6 inches

then i run away in slow motion like a comedy benny hill cartoon as he stumbles after me, well pissed

then when he's well away from pub and i am not offending neighbours its fucking full volume now YOU ARE LISTENING TO ME NOW YOU CUNT I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOU GET IT

I HAVE WATCHED YOU LOSE 5 FIGHTS ALREADY IN THIS PUB

DO YOU WANT TO WAKE UP WITH 600 QUIDS WORTH OF DENTAL WORK TOMORROW? DO YOU WANT ME TO KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT

then he gets friendly, puppy dog look on his face, hey mate we can talk about it

WHAT IS THE HISTORY OF THE UKRAINE i scream at him, silence

YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW

DO YOU?

DO YOU?

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP THEN

he's like "hey mate, we can be friends, lets talk about it" i couldve killed him, i could've battered him to a pulp, got away with it, and thoroughly enjoyed it

i turned and left

got a round of applause from the people outside smoking